Archimedes Le Plunder

Summary
Archimedes was born to Joanne Le Plunder and John Roosevelt, taking his mother's maiden name. At six years old, Archimedes was taken aboard his mother's pirate ship, the Holy Grail. After the death of his mother at the hands of Greybeard Valentine, Archimedes, now 18, began a seven year rampage in the Blood Sea, striking down nothing but rival pirate ships. This led him back to Greybeard. After a lengthy battle, Archie and all of his crew were defeated, and Archie was left for dead in the middle of the Blood Sea. In a stroke of some serious bullshit, Archie was saved by a passerby ship, the Odessa. The crew and it's captain were big fans of his mother, and Archie was offered employment. Archie regained the role of pirate captain among the Odessa crew within two years, after the original captain fell due to illness. While Lady Luck had been kind to Archie, Tharizdun was not. Archie was going mad. He began binge drinking after the loss of both his mother and his crew. Paranoid he may snap, Archie quickly scrambled for an early retirement.

The gold he saved for retirement quickly ran dry, as Archie was running out of ideas for what to do. This was when he decided to join the Remnant Guild. Problems arose. He was out of his prime--fat and lazy. Not the man he used to be. This was evident when he was jumped by Sahuagin on his travels, losing his ship and all the leftover money he'd carried with. A broken man, Archie arrived at Remnant, hoping to become the man he used to be.

Personality
Archimedes hides his more depressive side well. To most, he's crazy and drunk. However, to some, they can see past that side of him and know him as a well-intentioned man that strives for good, even at the cost of himself. He's funny to some, annoying to others, but most agree that he is at the very least charismatic.

Recent Events
-Archie died trying to save Laura, a Shadar-kai, from a scary ocean monster. He was rescued by Sheridan and was brought back to life soon after.

-Archie unveiled "The Big One." A super extra large beer that is twice the size of an average house. Archie died upon consumption, but was yet again brought to life.

-Archie got an adopted daughter, Samsyn.

-Archie bought docks on the island of Hugonami, and now has a new ship by the name of the Arrogante.

-Archie has a crew for his new pirate ship. It consists of Nostradamus, Jonas, DaVinci, Michelangelo, Confucius, Tesla, Khan, and many others. Despite their names, they are quite dumb, but have a profound loyalty to Archie.

Abilities
Archimedes has drank so much beer in his lifetime that his central nervous system no longer functions properly. As such, he is able to tank abnormal amounts of damage without feeling any pain.

Archie can flex so hard that he breaks the matter of reality itself.

Archie can allegedly cast high level magic spells using beer as components. Nobody has seen him do it so they think he's full of shit.

Miscellaneous

 * The scar on Archimedes' face was formed when he fell down on his own sword, after 38 consecutive drinks.
 * Archie's all time high for drinks is 87 consecutive beers in a row.

Leitmotif: https://soundcloud.com/user-464706450/c0mm0d1ty-a-sailors-redemption